Apologies for this one being so terribly long, but there was a lot to say. And sadly, there's still more to follow...
The FFVII Remake trilogy is an unparalleled disaster. Everything that made the original what it was. The charm, dortmund vs eintracht frankfurt the soul. All of it is lacking in these new adaptations. This video breaks down the story of Rebirth and other details, exposing Square Enix's detachment from reality.
Final Fantasy VII Remake and Final Fantasy VII Rebirth are properties of Square Enix. I have no claim to them.
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Timestamps
:22 Nibelheim Flashback
6:29 They Spoiled the Biggest Plot Twist (For No Reason!)
11:19 The Sheer Volume of Contrivances are Staggering
16:14 Now For a Few Positives
19:36 Rebirth Loves Wasting Your Time
24:30 The Character les enfants de la télé Assassinations
29:40 Corel and Gold Saucer
37:56 Our 2nd Gold Saucer Visit
42:32 Gongaga Started Off Well
47:41 The Cloud and Tifa Debacle Ruins Everything
55:45 Meeting Cid (WTF Have They Done?!)
56:56 For Cosmo Canyon - The Good and the Bad
1:03:36 Nibelheim Had a Surprising Number of Issues
1:11:22 Temple of the Ancients
1:21:14 The Parallel World
1:30:34 qubt stock To the City of the Ancients (And the Finale)
1:42:31 Our Final Thoughts
Music (Listed in Order of First Use)
FF7 Remake OST - (Main Theme of FFVII - Sector 7 Undercity)
FF7 Remake OST - (One-Winged Angel)
FFVII OST - Oppressed People
Trigun - Opening
FFVII Rebirth OST - On Our Way - Sense of Kalm
FFVII Rebirth OST - Mark of a Traitor
FF7 Remake OST - (Let the Battle Begin! - Break Through)
FF7 Rebirth OST - Under the Apple Tree
FF7 Rebirth OST - Mako Overdose
FF7 Rebirth OST - Cid's Theme - Send Up Smoke
FF7 Rebirth OST - Cosmo Canyon - Sanctum of Planetology
FF7 Remake OST - (Those Chosen by the Planet)
FF7 Rebirth OST - Lifestream - Fonts of Knowledge
FF7 Remake OST - Midgar, City of Mako (Bombing Mission)
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