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●LYRICS●
Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best
There's nothing more to say
But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway
He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap
But I'm still the baddest pirate around
'Cause I've got this treasure map
*HOOK*
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
*REPEAT*
They call me Eddie Kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, state pension some sharp-ass blades
And maybe a little scurvy
Don't got a stupid peg leg
Or a dumbass hook for a hand
But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass
If you mess with my pirate band
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap
*CHORUS*
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are bitches
*END CHORUS*
*HOOK x2*
Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
Don't even need it I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship
Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded be dick
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got a badass beard
You can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls
And I'm sitting on their laps
*CHORUS*
*HOOK x2*
Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freakin' all
I wake up (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Don't give a fuck (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Love to drink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
I stink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Don't shower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Make bitches cower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Gettin' booty (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Takin' doodies (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Eat rotten beef (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Lost all my teeth (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Far from home (Cuz I'm a pirate)
All alone
*CHORUS*
*HOOK x2*
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This video is extra special to us, so we went all-out and got a ton of help from our amazing friends:
Produced & Directed by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Todd
Written by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Finnerty
Music Produced by Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
Mixed by Peter de Leon
Backing Vocals: Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
Asst. Director - Frank Cosgriff
Dir. Of Photography - John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Cam / Cam Ops - Ian Webb, Ivan Harder, Phil Mohr
Drone Cam Op - Jonathan Joiner
Sound - Ivan Harder
Head MUA- Nicole Chilelli
MUAs - Courtney Carmack, June Ray Adelman
Hair - Tania Voochen
Wardrobe & Costumes - Felicia Cowley
Wardrobe & Costume Asst. - Javier Gomez
Grip/Electric - Jon Hooker, Lee Eisenhower
Production Designer - Ryan Brett Puckett
Art Director - Jonathan Bell
Prop Master - Patrick Egan
Key Scenic Artist - Lynn Malmberg
Scenic Painter - Peter Van Dyke
Carpenters - Kyle Rettinger, Jon Hooker, Jeff Berkume, Ryan Caplan
Art PAs - Anthony Melanson, Zane Boyer
Post Supervisor - Ryan Finnerty
Editors - Anthony Padilla, Michael Barryte, Ryan Todd
DIT & Assistant Editor - Shawna Smith
Colorist - Mike Burton
Bloopers - Ryan Brett Pucket
BTS - Phil Mohr
PA - Julie Pritchard
●CAST●
Edward Kenway - Ian Hecox
Blackbeard - Anthony Padilla
Blackbeard's Wench - Rae Wright
Ship Wenches - Rae Wright
Sexy Wenches - Nicole Chilelli & Felicia Cowley
Pirate Band cincinnati weather - Ryan Todd, Andy Southard, Patrick Picche
Featuring Joshua Overnshire, Matt Sohinki, David Moss as
Spanish Soldiers, Tavern Folk, Street Urchins, & Pirates
and Mari Takahashi as Ballerina, Pirate Queen, & Street Urchin
Spanish Soldiers:
Scott Free, Anthony Melanson, Eric Tapia, Ethan Ireland
British Soldiers:
Jason Manoogian, Stephen Crane
Pirates:
Patrick Egan, Jon Hooker, Frank Cosgriff
Tavern Folk
Nathan Taylor, Aaron Luna, Ernesto S. Bustos, Brian Rasmussen, Jason Manoogian, Sean Boncato, Cedric Johnson, Stephen Crane, Tressa Ohler, Lauryn Gardner, Margaret Upton, Krystina Mae, Veronica Jarboe, Lindsey Hoopes, Christa Cranmer, Jessica Benz, Christina Marie, Haley endrick Borchers, Deborah Jimenez
●Special thanks●
Thanks to McFarlane Toys for the killer blades:
Melinda Moses at National Park Service
Joe Follansbee at Grays Harbor Historical Seaport Authority
Capt. Mark, First Mate Eamon, and the entire crew of the Hawaiian Chieftan
Decades Costume Shop & Broadway Costumes
The Track Shack
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