Ashley McBryde & Brandy Clark - If These Dogs Could Talk (Lyric Video)
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There’s a three-legged beagle who lays there spread eagle
On the driveway outside Patti’s trailer
He looks like he’s sleepin’ but he knows she’s dealin’
And that she’s been bonin’ the neighbor
There’s a mean little poodle we call cranky doodle
Ridin’ high in Lynnette’s Vera Bradley
And he’ll take to the grave that her husband is gay
Cause doodle likes chewin’ his panties
If these dogs could talk
They’d sure tell on you
We’re all lucky barkin’ is all they can do
They dig up your secrets, they know all your trash
The tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag
God knows what they’d say
Might ruin your day
If these dogs could talk
There’s a brown one named Patience
She always waitin’ for scraps outside of the diner
Leroy is servin’, one thing’s for certain
A hamburger steak always finds her
He may be a meth head who smokes up his paycheck
But everyone needs a best friend
And she may be blind, but she sees him just fine
And don’t care what they say about him
If these dogs could talk
They’d sure tell on you
We’re all lucky barkin’ is all they can do
They dig up your secrets, they know all your trash
The tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag
God knows what they’d say
Might ruin your day
If these dogs could talk
They could sniff out the cheaters and point out the liars
Shit on their lawns vape and piss on their tires
They can smell kindness so maybe be kinder
And don’t even think about kickin’ one
They dig up your secrets, they know all your trash
The tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag
God knows what they’d say
Might ruin your day
If these dogs could talk
God knows what they’d say
Might make someone’s day if these dogs could talk
GRAMMY, CMA and ACM award winner Ashley McBryde cut her teeth playing country songs in biker bars – and it shows. The Grand Ole Opry member’s avellino 2018 major label debut Girl Going Nowhere (Warner Music Nashville) charmed The New York Times, NPR, Rolling Stone, Paste, The Washington Post and more, all en route to landing a GRAMMY nomination for Best Country Album. McBryde closed out 2019 with ACM New Female Artist, CMT Breakout Artist, a New Artist of the Year win at the 53rd Annual CMA Awards and two nominations for the 2020 GRAMMYs for Best Country Song and Best Country Solo Performance for “Girl Goin’ Nowhere.” Her follow-up Never Will was tagged by Rolling Stone as one of the most anticipated of the year alongside NPR, who also ranked her Top 10 RIAA Platinum-Certified single “One Night Standards” as one of the best songs of 2019. The album earned McBryde a 2021 GRAMMY nomination for Best Country Album, making Never Will the only album nominated for Country Album of the Year by the ACMs, CMAs and the Recording Academy in the same award season. Her GRAMMY-winning duet with Carly Pearce, “Never Wanted To Be That Girl,” went all the way to No. 1 and earned McBryde and Pearce the ACM and chris sale CMA award for Musical Event of the Year. McBryde was also honored with the 2022 CMA International Artist Achievement Award for the most significant creative growth, development and promotion of the country music industry outside of the United States. Her collaborative project Ashley McBryde Presents: Lindeville featuring Brothers Osborne, Brandy Clark, Pillbox Patti, Caylee Hammack, Aaron Raitiere and Benjy Davis earned McBryde her third consecutive GRAMMY nomination for Best Country Album, making her a six-time GRAMMY nominee. The project earned McBryde her second consecutive nomination for CMA Album of the Year, along with Music Video of the Year for “Light On In The Kitchen” from her latest critically acclaimed album, The Devil I Know.
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