It’s National Cookie Day, and somehow Paul Dano ended up blue dot fever music industry on the receiving end of the Rizz Show’s judgment — which honestly feels like a hate crime against quiet guys everywhere. The crew dives into the official ranking of the greatest cookies of all time (Double Stuf Oreo supremacy confirmed), debates whether Crumbl Cookies are delicious or just dessert dumbbells, and reveals how one St. Louis sales guy is single-handedly sustaining Crumbl’s GDP.
Meanwhile, the chaos continues: Rizz tries (and fails) to declare he will NOT go out after the Hubbard Christmas party, Lern recounts the Hubby Awards and Rizz losing his at a bar last year, and Rafe provides a dissertation on celtic fc tickets introverts, extroverts, and the newly discovered atroverts — people who refuse to join the Bluetooth-connected hive mind of humanity. Also: rib-removal surgeries (yes, people are actually doing this), St. Louis becoming a Waymo test city, and the Balkan Treat Box love letter none of us asked for but absolutely needed.
It’s peak daily comedy show energy: unhinged but wholesome… in the way only St. Louis’ most dysfunctional morning family can pull off. Smash subscribe, grab rozzano a cookie, and please — if you see Rizz out after 7:15pm tonight — SEND HIM HOME.
