Well, it’s official. The White House just confirmed Baby viktorija golubic Trump’s next playdate is at Alligator Alcatraz — because apparently “normal prisons” are for losers. 👶🐊
🍼 5,000 beds deep in the Everglades
🐊 Surrounded by gators, snakes, and “unforgiving terrain”
✈️ One road in, one-way flight out
🎤 Caroline Levitt calls it “efficient” — Florida calls it a vibe
DeSantis, Noem, and Byron rugby union Donalds will join Baby Trump for summer mcintosh tomorrow’s swamp safari slash deportation tour.
