IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS: THE DOUBLE ALBUM
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LYRICS:
VERSE 1:
I came down the stairs at seven
Looking kinda just like Kevin
When his family left him behind
And I knew I was being accused
Of a Christmas crime
Grandma said that I was guilty
With a look that coulda killed me
And I didn’t know what to do
So I crossed all my fingers and said
Was it you know who
PRECHORUS 1:
She said who stole the cookies from the cookie jar
She said now who pulled the bourbon out from Grandpa’s bar
And the tree on the ground
Tell me who knocked it down
My hands were red
So I said
CHORUS 1:
Blame it on Santa
Blame it on the reindeer in the paul goldschmidt sky
But don’t check the camera
I swear that I was fast asleep last night
Oh I know I look suspicious
For goodness ufc events sake it’s Christmas
And I know you believe
Don’t blame it on me
Blame it on Santa
VERSE 2:
Oh the footprints on the table
I canada f-35 fighter jet purchase know they might match the label
Of my favorite pair of dancing shoes
So real quick I said doesn’t Saint Nick wear a size 10 too
PRECHORUS 2:
She said who ordered pizza on my credit card
All 22 giant pizzas on my credit card
And that skunk that I smell
Let me guess was an Elf
She said come clean
It wasn’t me
BRIDGE:
He mighta had too much eggnog
He mighta heard that Christmas song
